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Man received a call from the hospital that his wife had been in a
serious automobile accident. Rushing in he found a young doctor
attending his wife, whose initial information was: "I have some bad news
and some good news for you." "Tell me the bad news first." Doctor:
"Your wife's skull is split open, her brain is turned sideways, she will
never be right. Her heart is in good condition. She will live like a
vegetable and you will watch her get fed through her veins probably 30
years." "My lord, man," says the distressed husband, "what's the good
news?" Doctor: "I was just fooling you, she died ten minutes ago!"
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