The Politicians !

A bus load of politicians were driving down a country road, when all of a sudden, the bus ran off
the road and crashed into a tree in an old sardar's field. The old sardar, after seeing what
happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole and bury the politicians.

A few days later, the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the sardar where all
the politicians had gone. The old sardar said he had buried them. The sheriff then asked the old
sardar, "Were they ALL dead?"
The old sardar replied, "Well, some of them said they weren't, but you know how these politicians
lie."